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G: Nobody gets the girl. PG: The Good Guy Gets The Girl. R: The Bad Guy Gets The Girl. X: Everybody Gets The Girl. XXX: Everybody gets the girl, her mother, and their cocker spaniel.... [cały ->]
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After dismounting, he walked behind his horse, lifted it's tail and kissed it where the sun don't shine. An old man rocking by the general store witnessed the whole thing. "Whatya do th... [cały ->]
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip. As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped. So, he had to take them off and put on another pair, which was a bit too tight. He then went to check on the rest of t... [cały ->]
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer. On the first hole she sends the ball smashing through the window of a nearby house. The couple goes to the house to investigate the damage and finds the door open. They go inside an... [cały ->]
Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear (to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland") Lacy things - the wife is missin, Didn't ask - her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' round in women's underwear. In the stor... [cały ->]
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, "What part of your body gets to heaven first?" Three students raise their hand, Jenny, Jim, and little Johnny in the back. The teacher thinks to herself, "I dont want to c... [cały ->]
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!... [cały ->]
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe... [cały ->]
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.... [cały ->]
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire smoking, drinking and having a good time. The Texan takes a full bottle of the finest tequila, throws it up in the air and shoots it to pieces. The Californian an... [cały ->]
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw them a basketball! What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit! What do you call a black woman taking birth control pills? A Humanitarian.... [cały ->]
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to s... [cały ->]
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" He answere... [cały ->]
A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow." The father thought some and said, "OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy. Let's say that I'm a capitalist b... [cały ->]
Q: What did the mayonsaise say to the refrigetrator? A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!... [cały ->]